That'll do. One? -Huh? That's DuLoc. -Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? It just needs a few homey touches. Where are the others? The number one food to get a girl is, without a doubt, pizza. Orges are like onions! -No, Shrek! Now you know how to make all girls happy. -Lord Farquaad? {Thudding} -Sit down there! -What have you got? We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. -Slow down. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom. I live alone! {Thuds} {Groans} {Roars} {Roaring} -Okay, you two, heard for the exit! -Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! You are mean to me. We'll never make it in time. All of you, move it! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Does that sound good to you? {Screams} {Screaming} -Oh! -Ow! Not there. -Oh! I can't breathe. My dad repeats himself every year before going in and passing out on the couch watching football; his idea is that its crazy that people really have to sacrifice time with their families on this day to work a shift that is totally unnecessary. {Door creaks} -Ohh! And don't look down. I know for a fact that if I were to ever work in retail and had to leave my family to work a shift that should be considered double overtime but probably isnt (I honestly have no idea if it is or not), my parents would not be happy, if they even left me go. Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold -Think it's in there? Not good. -That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. My brother and I both have summer and holiday jobs in the restaurant business which makes it easy to get off for our family holiday events (especially because we have the coolest boss ever). -That's DuLoc? But you can become one. -But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. -You can't do this to me, Shrek. -Hi, everyone. I'll handle the stairs. That is a nice boulder. -That! -No! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling} Than I ate some rotten berries. -Yes - - No! I told ya I'd find it. That's when you say, "I object!" -Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. I'd think she was fake if we didn't snap all the time. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? I'm Lord Farquaad. -Uh-uh. No! I'm right here beside ya, okay? -But, you know, um, you're kind of an orge, and Shrek - - well, you got a lot in common. Not me, not me {Bell dings} {Cheering} {Laughs} -Oh, yeah! -Ah! I don't have time for this. You wanna do this right, don't you? Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. -Whoa! I would basically eat anything, but also make sure there is extra eel sauce. u/semprini23 is wise for suggesting you bring a chill dude friend (if you have one) and doing ice cream. {Crowls} -I mean white, sparkling teeth. Luckily, Ive never had to worry about this. Anyone at all? -I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! Hmm. {Screams} {Whimpering} -Got ya! However, why not get to know me better first then do that? You and what army? {Deep sigh} -Don't you see, Donkey? {Sighs} -Okay, fine. -The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. RELATED:Woman Asks If She's Wrong To Refuse To Bring Ex's Child From Affair On Her Son's Trip To Disney. -Oh, I undersatnd. Her reaction to that will tell me what I need to know. I think I need a hug. I took that as a good sign that she noticed my absence. So we were going to go to the zoo and feed the animals (I know someone who offered to get us in for that). However, if you want to be really impressive, and wow your girl with how well you know her, you should customize the toppings to make it a pizza she will never forget. Doesn't that bother you? Now hand it over. -Sunset? Give me another chance! -Okay, don't look down. Ha, ha! -Um, I, uh- - I guess we better move on. Mr. Nice Guy says shut up and just go with it. 8. Hey! -No, do ya think? I'm too young for you to die. -Can I hum it? -Oh, I'm sorry. Kurtis Condra is a writer for YourTango, based in San Francisco, California. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?" Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know - - and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't - - she's a princess, and I'm - - -An orge? -Whoa. -Donkey! var jsTikTok = document.createElement('script'); I don't think this is fit for a princess. -That'll do, Donkey. If we need you, I'll whistle. -What makes you think she'll be there? Here's an idea to live by. -Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me? -Yeah, sorry, lady. So I went out on the 2nd date with this really beautiful girl last night. -Yes! No! -Mother Fletcher! -What a lovely bed. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. -Hmm? -And why not? -What did I say about singing? -Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? -Ah. -You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. -You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. Wait up, Shrek. You don't have to waste good manners on the orge. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. and she's definitely one to fight over.. ;)Want to see more Fortnite? Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. -Who's hungry? -Today one of you shall prove himself - - -All right. don't forget to SUBSCRIBE.USE CODE: WYFULMY SOCIALS:Twitter: https://twitter.com/WyfulYT?s=09TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdYgxTAR/go check out Lux on Twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/luxxita_\"Art of Silence - by Uniq\" is under a Creative Commons license (Creative Commons International Recognition 4.0 CC BY 4.0)MUSIC: Daily (Prod. I like that. The sooner, the better. Wait a minute.. Only Our 2nd Date and She Wants to Bring a Friend? }); The content produced by YourTango is for informational and educational purposes only. -Oh, well. Laughs at all your jokes, even the stupid ones. -Can I stay with you, please? Yes, do it. -I don't even wanna hear it. -Okay, fine. -Please, don't turn me in. -But wait, Sir Knight. -What kind of knight are you? That was really scary. He's getting away! -Love me? I said I like it. -What are you talking about? This has been planned since Monday. Pick number three, my lord! -Why? -Hurry, darling. -What are the flowers for? Better out than in, I always say. -Maybe it's a perk. Captain, round up some guests! If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page. Sign in to comment to your favorite stories, participate in your community and interact with your friends. -Fine! He's really quite a chatterbox. Now - - -No. I know! No one likes a kiss ass. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. -Oh! Then you showed up, and bam! And of story. -Oh, no! 10. Right. -That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. {Blubbering} -What? -Next! -She's as nasty as you are. -Anyone? Promise! -Yeah, I know. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. Oh, how rude. I think I'm going to ask her out once more and make it absolutely clear it is a date and that I want to date her. Since Ive had my license, Ive been one of the crazies to head into the traffic, the aggressive and determined moms willing to get their son that Nintendo DS at all costs, even if it means possibly losing a limb or eyeball over it. -Congratulations, orge. Double date scheduled ;). -Oh! He can talk! My brother has even gone as far as to say that the chaotic shopping of Black Friday will pretty soon begin on the Fourth of July. I love to talk. I wrote her an email late last night just saying I had a good time, etc. You get it? McDonalds french fries. The same conversation never fails to come up; pretty soon Black Friday is going to have to be renamed as Black Thanksgiving. -Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Oh. -No, look. How about that? -What you're doing is the opposite of help. -Quit it. -Ugh! I know, dude. -Ah, that's beautiful. {Gasping} -Oh, dear! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. {Screaming} {Gasps} -Oh! -Oh, now you wanna talk? -Back off! By Wake up and smell the pheromones. I tell him, I tell him not. I'm gonna die. {Cackling} -What? My brother, Jake and I had our priorities in order so that we could be in and out, work as a team and be back home in plenty of time. Princess, where are you? That's just how it has to be. TikTok video from . Bringing a girl coffee is such a sweet gesture, because most girls love coffee and need it to get through a normal day, and especially if they are having a rough day. -Oh! -Donkey, I'm okay. Please! -Me! A mom who recorded herself arguing with her ex about the food he was bringing to her child has caused quite a stir on TikTok and Reddit. Show me the princess. Come on! -Next! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. -All right! I was born outside. -Oh, come on, Shrek. Shrek, wait, wait! Do what? I'm sorry, all right? Rotisserie style. -Are you Princess Fiona? You gotta let me stay! jsTikTok.async = true; No one must ever know. -{Both} Donkey! She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. And it is lovely! {Grunts} -I object! -Shrek. -Three? {Laughs} -What are you doing? -What are you talking about? Time out, Shrek! -Really? -Hey, wait. {Cheering} -That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. Please! We had a decent time, and we're planning on going out again next weekend. -Well, I - - Uh - - I mean - - -Oh, this is precious. Shouldn't we stop to make camp? This is not dignified! Right? -Stop it. Clear editor. Donkeys don't have layers. -I don't get it. In this video.. we find ourselves a NEW GIRL!! Get them! -Ha-ha-ha! You're comin' with me. Oh. Why don't you just pull some of that orge stuff on him? I wouldn't worry about it, it is perfectly normal for women to bring a friend along on their first date. I'm a real boy. -No, no, you wouldn't - - 'st. -Oh, shut up. It's not exactly rocket science what's going on here, but just humor me and give me your thoughts on the matter, please? A ballad? Let's say she asks you if it's okay to bring her child with her, what would you say? I'm a donkey. Two! {Laughing} -Aw, come here, you. But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow. Nothing would make - - -Excellent! -No. -You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. Give him the chair! Just dont. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? NewPhillyGuy, March 11, 2006 in Dating Advice. dwh1785 There's just me and my swamp. And here they are! -Get out of my way! -"By night one way, by day another." 3. {Belches} -Shrek! {Chuckles} -I'd like that. It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me - - -But you can't marry him. -Blue flower, red thorns. The kid is actually a toddler, 14 months. {Creaking} -Where is everybody? Nobody move. -I - - I love you. I believe I'm a believer I believe I believe I believe I believe {Hysterical laughing} -Oh, that's funny. Keep you legs elevated. -Don't feel bad, Princess. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. -Oh, this? -Don't just stand there, you morons. His expertise includes pop-culture deep dives, human interest stories, and news. Bye-bye. But you should. You're great pals, aren't ya? I'm at a fucking loss. -Yes! Easy. Assume good, but be ready for bad. -Oh, for the love of Pete! Shrek! -Uh - - Really tall? Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. That's my personal tail. Me! There's that awkward silence. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. I say she should have mentioned it to me, and I should tell her I feel awkward and would rather have some time alone with her to get to know her better first. {Horse whinnies} -Princess, I've brought you a little something. -No, let go of me! Magnitude- - Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Our website services, content and products are not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. is unclear whether the user and the person in the video are connected at all. -Ow! I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Any ideas? -Cool. Well, I ain't gonna lie. Really. -No. Oh, Merry Men. -I can't breathe. {Wings fluttering} -Princess? I agree with "Bring a fourth person (guy)". {Muffled mumbling} -Princess? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. -Shrek! -Five shillings for the possessed toy. -Don't push. {Screams} {Gasps} {Roars} -Donkey, look out! If I remember right, some of the stores opened up as early as 6 pm. -And so, by the power vested in me, -What do you see? -Shrek! -Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! -I'm gonna die. -Now! In this video.. we find ourselves a NEW GIRL!! Did you do that? jsTikTok.src = (document.location.protocol == "https:" ? Have fun. -Fare-thee-well, orge. Onions have layers. Please! Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. -No, no! She continues her rant, askingwhy he can't bring food for her three other kids? Started Wednesday at 07:22 PM, Mel Robbins posted a blog entry in Youtube, September 23, Psych2Go posted a blog entry in Youtube, September 23, Tony Gaskins posted a blog entry in Youtube, September 23, Yahoo posted a blog entry in News, September 11, Newsweek posted a blog entry in News, September 11. Oh, would you look at that? Started Thursday at 04:49 PM, By In the final video, the woman says the father knew what he was getting into when he conceived a child, to which he says no, he didn't. {Whimpers} {Crown gasping} -Well, uh, that explains a lot. What kind of meat? -I like my privacy. I mean, uh, why wait? {Gasps} -Hey! -Really? Her sister, who's just a year older than we are, was r. -Okay, that makes me feel so much better. Shrek! Oh, no. Forget it. Oh, sure! -But I thought - - -Yeah. To answer your first question, I enjoyed bringing my homemade peach cobbler to the ladies that I worked with at a teaching and. Run! -Oh, that's nice. Display as a link instead, Tell me or I'll - - -No, no, not the buttons. Cut it out. -Quest? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? {Vocalizing} -La liberte! -Fiona? Shrek's ugly 24-7. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Starbucks. I think she's gorgeous and I enjoy her company, but now I feel like I don't have the space to make my moves and let her know I'm into herit's going to be awkward with her sister along. Back, beast! Being a girl, I know that one of my favorite things to talk about with my friends is food, and our favorite thing to do is go out to eat -- and continue to talk about food. {Gasping} -It's hideous! -Who cares? -Sir Shrek. {Screams} -No, Shrek! And I don't have to please no one -The chair! See additional information. {Ginerbread man whispers} -Evening. -Is that about right? Girls tend to ask a friend to come with when: she's young. -Oh, yeah. No! Come on! -Shrek? -It's a spell. Bowl, burrito, or tacos? -Please her? Everybody loves cakes! We've got a big day ahead of us. -But you ARE beautiful. Don't look down. Hold on. -The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. -Okay! {Screams} -But this isn't right! -Wait. -Oh, that's great. -But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. -I mean, look at him. People take one look at me and go. {Man grunting} {Gasping} -Oh! I've been crushing on this girl all semester and I finally had an opportunity to ask her out now that school is done and she said yes. Shrek! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." Or something! It is a known fact. JavaScript is disabled. -I guess it's just my animal magnetism. I-It's very late. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. {Crowd laughting} -An orge and a princess! If it were me, I'd roll with ityou're going out with two ladies at once bro She likes you alot and wants her sister to observe you and give her the ok sign. I got a great idea! Shrek's hurt? You think- - Wait. This gesture shows that you really care about her life and want her to make it through everything she is dealing with. {Shrek laughs} {Crowd gasping, murmuring} -Shall I give the order, sir? -Donkey, I'm warning you. You're a little unorthodox I'll admit. -But that's it. -Example? Easy with the yankin'. -Don't move. (flowers or ?). What have you got? Hey, now. {Murmuring} -Oh, I do. Over here. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me like this. jsTikTok.type = 'text/javascript'; You're not supposed to be an orge. {Roars} {Gasps} {Shouts} -Whoa! I forgive you for stabbin' me in the back! I really don't think this is a good idea. -Donkey, I'm the princess. Some of you mae die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Hurry. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register. -Go ahead! Dead. -Shrek's hurt. I Am The Only Family Member Not Invited To A Wedding - What Should I Do. La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la {Both laughing} La-la, la-la, la-la -There it is, Princess. I put up signs. Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? When not writing for YourTango, he focuses on his poetry. {Grunts} -It's just about - - -Ow! "Wanted. -Well, yeah! -Are you hidin' something? Seraphim I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. That wasn't in the job description. When does this guy say the line? -You want me to read you a bedtime story? Thank you! Donkey, there's no "we". -Outside! -Man, I like you. Of doubt in my mind -One more time! -Um, Shrek. For the time being, I would look at it as a compliment that she would feel comfortable asking her sister to join you when she is vulnerable - take the high road and see what happens. -This is gonna be fun! -Don't do that! -Well, yes. {Sobs} -All right, all right. What are you doing? {Gusps} {Male voice} What? A lot of girls do not like eating raw fish, but some may like veggie sushi, or cooked rolls, so just know her preferences. Your fiying days are over. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. (This is the most obvious sign, but some guys miss even that!) -Would you - - {Grunts} -Okay. {Sighs} -Oh, you both have layers. -Tomorrow? The orge has fallen in love with the princess! Just go on in and tell her how you feel. She basically just came right out and side oh my sister is going to come along next weekend. They thought they was all of that. This way! FOLLOW MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIAS Instagram: Marcos_Taylor89 Twitter: https://twitter.com/watch_viralFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/marcos.garcia.90038882/TikTok: viralwatchtvSnapchat: marcostaylor89Oh and you can text me: 361-894-3911Business: marcosg@socialdocvictoria.comGrab yourself a drink, some snacks, lean back and watch a few of my Prank videos! As a mother who will give up my life for my child in a nano-second, there is no way, no social "ettiquette", no tame public gathering that would make me subject my 14 month old child to my dating ritual. They judge me before they even know me. I promise you that will backfire on you later. Well, maybe you do. var tiktokscr = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; Hapaya! -Nothing happend. -Ya comin', Donkey? Now - - Now remove your helmet. -Help me! -Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? she doesn't want it to be a "date". Her sister, who's just a year older than we are, was recently dumped by her boyfriend and she's taking pretty badly. -As promised. -Because that's what friends do! What am I? -Just keep moving. We're going to have a tournament. Tag me! Just look at that sunset. There are those who think little of him. I heard enough last night. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. The snacks she offers are these delicious cream-filled Chinese cookie things (I don't know what they're called, since I can't read Mandarin). For more information, please see our I'm terrified. I don't wanna go back there! Yes, that's it. {Belches} -Celebrity marriages. Ha, ha! If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! -Come on, Donkey. -Hmph. That was amazing! Whoo! Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Onions have layers. -Shrek, is this true? Oh. Its extremely annoying and juvenile. Yippee! It shows women and other people that you truly love them and care for them. You can't breathe a word. "As a mother, she should not expect a man to take care of other kids if they are not together," another user wrote. -Hey, that's what friends are for, right? -Get up! Okay! -Blue flower, red thorns. -We were forced to come here. Can't do a bar because of her age buthow do I play this so it's not weird? -What are you - - No! -I guess you don't entertain much, do you? -You said do it! Hm, how do you like your eggs? {Sniffles} -Here I go. -Oh, no. Hold on now. Don't hang anything up on the outing. I didn't know you wrote poetry. {Gulps} -Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. -What are you asking me for? All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. In part twoof the video, the father says he's only trying to help his son, reiterating that the other three kids are not his, but the woman says if he's bringing food for his son, he needs to get food for all the kids too. -That's not the point. -Hey, where you goin'? I'm a terrifying orge! -She wasn't talking about me? I'm still afraid of the dark. Put me down! Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. isYTTikTok = 0; -Of course! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. Get up! Mr. Nice Guy can speak his mind and still be Mr. Nice Guy! I dont know what to do in my relationship do i break up or stay? -You just tell her she's not your true love. I ask your hand in marriage. If she's worth spending time with, that time is its own reward and it's always OK to be nice to someone. The following errors occurred with your submission. -Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. Look, it's not that bad. 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